SMS 4 Smile :-)

Nothing
In
The
World
Is
More
Expensive
Than
Having
A
Girlfriend
Who’s
Totally
Free
On
Weekend

Submitted By :- Parveen

What will happen
if u throw an AMPLIFIER into the sea?

TSUNAMI will be created
since an amplifier converts
small waves into bigger wave..

Submitted By :- Vivek

Customer : How much is that banana for?
Salesperson : Rs.10
Customer : Can you sell it to me for Rs.6?
Salesperson : At that rate, you will only get the banana peel!
Customer : Okay I will buy the banana for Rs.4 , but you can keep the peel!

Submitted By :- Saurabh bhalla

3 mice wer boasting abt thr bravery
Mouse1:I poisoned d dogs meat
Mouse2:I ate cheese frm d trap
Mouse3:OK Guys,Im leaving,
time to date the cat

Submitted By :- Vivek

Dad : Why aren’t you
doing well in History.?
Little Kid : Because the Teacher keeps asking me about the things
that happened Before I was Born.!

Submitted By :- Sunil

Girls are like an internet virus,
they enter ur life, scan ur poket,
transfer ur money, edit ur mind,
download their problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever.

Submitted By :- Prateek

A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Submitted By :- Saurabh bhalla

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Submitted By :- Dimple arora

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
boy: it’s very kind of you, darling, but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
girl: well that is because we aren’t married yet

Submitted By :- Dimple arora

if you call your mother as MUM…
What will you call Mother’s younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Submitted By :- Prateek