SMS 4 Smile :-)

LOVE means-
L:Lake of beer,
O:Ocean of whiskey,
V:Vally of rum,
E:End of stock(BAR CLOSED)
LOVE is injurious 2 health.
so beware from it.

Written Outside A Temple:
Q:Why Should We Believe In God?
Ans:Becoz There Are Some Questions,
Which Cannot Be Answered By Google.

A touching love story
a boy and a girl lv each other vry mch..
One day wile they were talking, the boy touched d girl’s hand n in retrn girl touchd boy’s hand…
Wat a touching story…

Submitted By :- Sarita

A mouse was going with its kids.
a CAT jumped infront of them.
Mouse shouted:” BHOW BHOW”
Cat ran away,

Mouse:”that’s the advantage of learning foreign language

Submitted By :- Parveen

Wat did d gangster’s son tel his
dad wen he failed his Examination?

Dad dey questiond me for 3 hrs
but I neva told ‘em anythng..!

Submitted By :- Vivek

Mosquito to his mother: Can I go for a movie?

Mother: Yes, but pay attention during applause.

Submitted By :- Sobha

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

Submitted By :- Dimple arora

TECHNOLOGY IMPACT : In the Year 2050,
FAther Angrily to His LKG Kid - “I Told you a Hundred Times,
You Were Only BORN, Not DOWNLOADED.”

Submitted By :- Sobha

What happens when the earth
rotates 30 times faster?

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… You get your salary every day!!
heeepeee

Submitted By :- Vivek

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

Submitted By :- Vivek