SMS 4 Smile :-)

Kuch Ta “Duniyadari” Rakho,
Kuch Ta “Dosti Yaari” Rakho,
Call Te Karni Nai,Sms He Jari Rakho,
Je Karna Nai Sms Ve Te “Mobile” Almari Ch Rakho…!!

yaaro asi wi kisey naal pyar kita si,
pyar wi be shumar kita si,
asi dar dar ke izhar kita si,
te fair oh marr jani kehndi PRAWA mein te mazak kita si

Submitted By :- Vivek

Baari Barasi Khtann Gaya Si,
Khat Ke Layanda Tanga,
O Baari Barasi Khtann Gaya Si,
Khat Ke Layanda Tanga…

Agge Ki?
Agge Ghoda, Hor Ki.

Submitted By :- luyson

Kudi waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Kudi waley: Sharaab?
Munda : Haan
Kudi waley: Drugs?
Munda : Haan
Kudiwaley : Jua?
Munda: Haan
Kudi waley: Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive bhi hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+.

Submitted By :- Sobha

Tu kahe te SURAJ nu tod daan.
Tu kahe te chann nu Mod daan.
Ek wari haan keh de taan
Pehle wali nu chhod daan.

Submitted By :- soumyashri

O Love Love Likhdhi Rahi..
Main leave leave parda rea..
o kiss Kiss likhdi rahi
main kash kash parda rea..
O viah kara ke chaali gae.
.Main LANGUAGE course karda reaya!

Submitted By :- Sobha

samundar de kinaare baithe haan…
kade tan lehar aaoogi….
kismat badle na badle chappal tan dhulti jaoogi
Always think positive..

Submitted By :- Sobha

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?

Submitted By :- Richa

Dhoti Nal kacha Free, Gaan (Cow) Nal Vachha Free
Chaiti Chaiti Vayah karalo Nahi Taan,
Tuhanu Milay Ga Wohti Naal Bachaa Free..

Submitted By :- Richa

Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai.
Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti hai.
Tu kisi janwar ki aulad hai

Submitted By :- Mr monserrate