SMS 4 Smile :-)

Aj Ke taza khabar:
Ik bath room main,
Ik boy ny,
Ik girl ky jism ko,
Hr gagah sy touch kia,
Pta hay wo boy kon tha ?
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….LIFEBOY…

Submitted By :- Deepika

Wife bus karo raat k 12 baje se kar rhe ho,
or subah ho chuki hai.
Thake nahi?
Husband: Abhi to kuch ni kia
Ab to rat din karunga
kyuki mere 1000 msgs free hai…

This is an adult message.
If u r under the age of 18,
Please dont read this message…
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Elections are coming…
Please Vote…!!

Boy: me 18 year ka hu or tum?
Girl: me bhi 18 year ki hu
Boy: toh phir chale
Girl: kaha?
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VOTE Dene..

Kash ye Fasle na hote,
Kash ye duriya na hote,
kash ap aur hm sath hote,

toh

toh

toh

Mere SMS ke PAISE bach jate…
Or kya?

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager,
He went Home & say something to his wife,
jise sunkar wo behosh ho gai ;
Guss wat?
he said 2 her:-”Tu aaj raat se MANAGER k
saath soyegi”