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Nov 17 2009

You Are 70% Smart 75% Sweet……

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

You Are 70% Smart…

You Are 75% Sweet…

You Are 85%

Naughty…

U Are 90%

Cute..

U R 100% Lovely…

Totally U R…

70+75+85+90+100= 420.

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Nov 04 2009

Iska Answer Bhi Msg Mein…

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

What Is 1+1?
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Sharm Karo Iska Answer Bhi Msg Mein Dhoond Rahe Ho..
Naam Duba Diya Apne School Ka,
Sharm To Aati Nhi Abhi B Hans Rahe Ho. :)

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Oct 22 2009

Ek Gadha Ro-Ro K Dua Kar Rha…

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

Ek Gadha Ro-Ro K Dua Kar Rha Tha,
” Ya Khuda Mujhe Padhne Ki Taqat De”,
Ek Din Uski Dua Qubool Huyi . . . .
Aur Masha - Allah. . .
Wo Aaj Msg B Padh Rha Hai… :) :)

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Oct 19 2009

Smbdy wants 2 kiss U close…

Smbdy
wants 2 kiss
U
close
ur eyes

umm.haa
mhaa..

ok.
satisfied

now open
ur eyes.

;????;
x( @..@ )x
“(—)”
BANDAR teri PAPPI Le GAYA O.. :)

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Oct 09 2009

3 Tips 4 Good Health…

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

3 Tips 4 Good Health:
I) Pehle God Ko Yaad Karo Taki Tum Ji Sako
Ii)Mujhe Sms Karo Taki Main Ji Saku
Iii) Ragad Ragad Kar Naha Liya Karo Taki Log Ji Sake.

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Aug 03 2009

4 roses, just for you!

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Submitted By :- Vivek

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Aug 03 2009

God has given many qualities to you…

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…

Submitted By :- Vivek

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Aug 03 2009

Press Down if u think u r MAD…

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Submitted By :- Sunil

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Aug 03 2009

You=lovely You=perfect…

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Submitted By :- Sunil

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Aug 03 2009

Dunya bhar me arthik mandi…

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

Dunya bhar me arthik mandi ke chalte,
mobile b ab mandi k shikar hogaye,
jis waja se SMS ki kafi katauti karni pad rahi hai.
ham apse kahna chahenge ki.
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ABEY dhakkan mobile band kar, SMS nahi milega

Submitted By :- Sarita

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