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Nov 03 2009

Congrates!! U hv learnt MONKEY language…

Kiki

kuku

kikiki

kukuku

kikiku

kukiki

kukuki

Congrates!!

U hv learnt MONKEY language successfully.

Come 2morrow and collect ur certificate and free KELA.. :)

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Oct 31 2009

Hi Dear…. Agar koi khta ho gai…

Hi Dear….
Agar Koi Khta Ho Gai Hai
Ya
Koi Bhi Gustakhi Ho Gai Hai,
Ya
Kuch B Bhul Ho Gai Hai
To
Dear
Sry
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Mang Lo
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Mera Dil Bahot Bda Hai. Sacchi. :)

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Oct 22 2009

A Man Kills A Deer N Cooks It…

A Man Kills A Deer N Cooks It,
N Doesn’T Tell His Kids Wat It Is.
He Gives Them A Clue - Its Wat Ur Mom Calls Me. Son(Screems)-Oye Koi Mat Khana “Kutta” Hai :-)

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Oct 19 2009

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied…

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied With 4 Things In Life.
(1) Mobile.
(2) Automobile
(3) Tv
(4) Biwi
Coz There Is Always A Better Model In Neighbourhood.

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Oct 19 2009

Isko kahte hain…

Isko kahte hain…
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Mere SMS Ko Padne Ka JUNOON..

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Oct 09 2009

Limit Of Smartness…..

Limit Of Smartness…..
In A Cricket Match,
1 Girl Made Indian Flag On Her Cheeks.
A Smart Boy Kissed Her Cheeks & Said I Love My India…

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Sep 30 2009

Sweetest Kiss - On D 4Head!

Sweetest Kiss - On D 4Head!

Loveliest Kiss - On Cheeks!

Most Romantic Kiss - On D Lips

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The Hottest Kiss

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On Bike’S Silencer…Try It N Enjoy…:-)

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Sep 29 2009

Ppl Says Drz No Diff B/W Words…

Ppl Says Drz No Diff B/W Words Complete & Finish
Bt I Feel Dere Is Dif
Coz Wn U Choose D Rite Option,U R Complete
Bt Wn U Choose D Wrong Option,U R Finished. :)

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Sep 27 2009

Aaj Mein Apko Geeta Ke Line…

Aaj Mein Apko Geeta Ke Line Yaad Karvana Chata Hun,
Kam Ko Kabhi Kal Par Na Talo,
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Wo Parso Bhi Ho Sakta Hai.
So Tke Full Rest & Enjoy…

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Sep 24 2009

Written Outside A Temple:

Written Outside A Temple:
Q:Why Should We Believe In God?
Ans:Becoz There Are Some Questions,
Which Cannot Be Answered By Google. :)

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