SMS 4 Smile :-)

Fathr: If U Fail In Exams Again, Don’T Cal Me ‘Dad’.
After Some Days…
Fathr: How Is Ur Result?
Son: Sorry Yaar Mahesh, I Failed Again In All Papers!:-)

Woh Kaun C 1 Baat Hai Jo Saalo Pehle Bhi Students Kehte The..
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Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Aur Qayamat Tak Kahete Rahenge..
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“Bas Kal Se Padhai Start”

#includ univsty.h

#includ colleg.h
void main()

{

int bunks, movies, parties;

while(girls==Cute)

{

parties++;

bunks++;

marks–;

}

printf(”yearback”);

}

Padh Likh Kar Kya Karna Hai…
Akhir Ek Din Sabko Marna Hai…
Charr Din Khushi Se Kaat Le Mere Dost…
Kyuki Agle Janam Me Phir Nursury Se Shuru Karna Hai!!!

If ever u start missing

ur skul days

ur class

ur frnd circle

ur crush or anythng abt ur skooling thn

juz

juz

juz

open ur report cards

sara nasha utar jaega.

SLEEPING LION IS STRONGER THAN A BARKING DOG
SO A SLEEPY STUDENT IS BETTER THAN A BARKING TEACHER
BACK BENCHERS ASSOCIATION LET HIM BARK WE DONT CARE

Submitted By :- Vivek

Movie titles related to eng students
Exams - socha na tha,
Classes - kabhi kabhi,
Question papers - na tum jano na hum,
Copying - yaarana,
Maths2 - asambhav,
Maths1 - mission impossible,
Environmental sciences - pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester - kuch to hai,
2nd semester - yeh kya hai

Submitted By :- Vivek

Student in bio practical exam,
examiner :see the birds leg & tell its name.
Student : i dont know.
examiner:u fail.whats ur name ?
Student:now u see my leg & tell my name

Submitted By :- Dimple arora

Upcoming horor movies:
Internal ki pyas
Badla bunking ka
External bana shaitan
Wo akhri paper
Tadapta engineer
Khuni result

Submitted By :- Dimple arora

=|| Sachae |||=
School = Yadein
Classes= Kbhi Kbhi
Principl= Jani Dushman
Home Work= Mushkil Barsatein
Canteen= Aao Na Teacher= Makree
Exams= No Entry
Examnr= Sharabi
Cheatng= Dil Se , Chori Chori Chup K Chup K
Result=Ghabrahat
Vication= Kbhi Alvida Na Kehna

Submitted By :- Saurabh bhalla