SMS 4 Smile :-)

Santa is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist : If lion follows very close 2 us then how
V escape?
Santa: Give right indicator & take left turn

Santa got computer job,
first day he worked til evening,
Boss was happy n asked what u did today?
Santa-Keyboard alphabets not in right order,
i rearranged them..

Santa got a SMS from His Girl Friend,
Written as…

“I MISS U”

Santa,

After much thinking,

Replied…

“I MR. YOU”…

Santa - Express kitne bje ki hai?
TT- 9 baje
Santa- Local?
TT- 11 baje
Santa - malgadi?
TT- 1 baje
TT- jana kahan hai?
Santa- Patri par

Potty karne..

Santa proposes 2 his Boss Daughter,
Boss-Apni sari salary se tum uske liye,
Toilet paper bhi nhi kharid sakte.
Santa-je itni potty kardi hai ta fir rahene do..

Santa got promotion from clerk to manager,
He went Home & say something to his wife,
jise sunkar wo behosh ho gai ;
Guss wat?
he said 2 her:-”Tu aaj raat se MANAGER k
saath soyegi”

1 aadmi train se utra aur santa se pucha,
Ye kaun sa station hai?
Santa ne socha.
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Socha
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Socha
.
bahot socha aur bola,
YE RAILWAY STATION HAI…

Santa was sitting & thinking hard.
Banta- kya soch rahe ho?
Santa-ye TV valo ko kaise pta chalta hai?
Banta-kya?
Santa-”Aap dekh rhe hai Star news”

Santa - ek na ek musibat hamesha
sir pe rehti hai,
Banta - ye bhi koi badi baat hai,
Sir hil do jhad jayegi..

Why do santa study in front of mirror?
Becoz
1) revision b sath me ho jata hai,
2) wo apne upar nazar rakh sakta hai,
3) use combined study pasand hai..