Nov 19 2009
Taxi Driver : Santa ji petrol khatm…
Taxi Driver :
” Santa ji ! petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Gadi aage nahi jaa sakti”
Santa:” Koi baat nahi, Reverse lelo wapas ghar chalenge…..” ![]()
Nov 19 2009
Taxi Driver :
” Santa ji ! petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Gadi aage nahi jaa sakti”
Santa:” Koi baat nahi, Reverse lelo wapas ghar chalenge…..” ![]()
Nov 08 2009
Santa:Jab Mai Chhota Tha To Kutub Minar Se Gir Gaya Tha.
Banta:Fir Tu Mar Gaya K Bach Gaya?
Santa:Mujhe Yaad Nai Tab Me Bahut Chhota Tha.
Oct 22 2009
Santa,Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me They
Teacher-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha?
Brothers-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal Maar Li. ![]()
Oct 09 2009
Santa: I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office Everyday And U?
Banta: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office Everyday.
Santa: Ha, Ha, Ha, I Am First.. ![]()
Sep 17 2009
Santa got SMS from his Girl-Friend,
Written as…
“I MISS YOU”
Santa,
After Much Thinking
Replied
“I MR. YOU”… ![]()
Aug 30 2009
Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM…
what u’ll call ur mother’s younger sister & elder sister?
Santa’s son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!
Submitted By :- Shanky
Aug 30 2009
santa: 1 baraf ka tukra utha kar usse gaur se dekhne laga.
banta: oye kya dekh raha hai?
santa: dekh raha hun ki ye leak kahan se ho raha hai.
Submitted By :- saurabh bhalla
Aug 30 2009
santa:maths vich fail kyn hoya?
banta:kabhi teacher kehndi hai ae 5+3=8 agle din kehndi hai ae 6+2=8
fir kehndi ae4+4=8.
usnu aap hi kuch nahi aanda menu ki padaegi.
Submitted By :- dimple arora
Aug 30 2009
Banta and Santa were working on a roof,
when Banta slipped and fell to the ground.
Santa leaned over and called out:
“Are you dead or alive, Banta?”
“Alive,” moaned Banta.
“You are a liar. I donot know whether to believe you or not,” said Santa
“Then I must be dead,” said Banta, “because you wouldnot dare call me a liar if I were alive.”
Submitted By :- Sbm
Aug 30 2009
Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar.
A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.
Santa says: “We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours.”
The man says: “So what’s the big deal.
The Banta. “On the box it says from 3 to 5 years.”
Submitted By :- Richa