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Santa,Banta Dono Bhai Same Class Me They
Teacher-Tum Dono Ne Father Name Alag Kyu Likha?
Brothers-Madam Tusi Fir Kahoge Nakal Maar Li.

Santa: I Kiss My Wife Before I Go To Office Everyday And U?
Banta: I Kiss Ur Wife After U Go To Office Everyday.
Santa: Ha, Ha, Ha, I Am First..

Santa got SMS from his Girl-Friend,
Written as…

“I MISS YOU”

Santa,
After Much Thinking

Replied

“I MR. YOU”…

Teacher: U call ur mother as MUM…
what u’ll call ur mother’s younger sister & elder sister?
Santa’s son: Mini Mum & Maxi Mum!

Submitted By :- Shanky

santa: 1 baraf ka tukra utha kar usse gaur se dekhne laga.
banta: oye kya dekh raha hai?
santa: dekh raha hun ki ye leak kahan se ho raha hai.

Submitted By :- saurabh bhalla

santa:maths vich fail kyn hoya?
banta:kabhi teacher kehndi hai ae 5+3=8 agle din kehndi hai ae 6+2=8
fir kehndi ae4+4=8.
usnu aap hi kuch nahi aanda menu ki padaegi.

Submitted By :- dimple arora

Banta and Santa were working on a roof,
when Banta slipped and fell to the ground.
Santa leaned over and called out:
“Are you dead or alive, Banta?”
“Alive,” moaned Banta.
“You are a liar. I donot know whether to believe you or not,” said Santa
“Then I must be dead,” said Banta, “because you wouldnot dare call me a liar if I were alive.”

Submitted By :- Sbm

Once Santa and Banta were celebrating in a bar.
A man walks into the bar and asks what the fuss is all about.
Santa says: “We have just put together a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle in under six hours.”
The man says: “So what’s the big deal.
The Banta. “On the box it says from 3 to 5 years.”

Submitted By :- Richa

Santa phoned his wife: I am not coming home.
The stearing, dash board, gears of car have been stolen.
After sometime he calls again: I am coming, earlier I sat on the back seat.

Submitted By :- Vivek

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.
Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

Submitted By :- Vivek