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Aug 03 2009

Press Down if u think u r MAD…

Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I can’t Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God Sake! LORD!!
Why u Still Doing it?
Truth is out now!
MENTAL CASE!!

Submitted By :- Sunil

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Aug 03 2009

You=lovely You=perfect…

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

Submitted By :- Sunil

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Aug 02 2009

Not all Animals could lead a…

Not all Animals could lead a Nation,
but Lion did it,
Not all Flowers could Represent love,
but Rose did it,
Not all Donkeys could read sms,
But U DID IT!!!

Submitted By :- Prateek Katyal

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Aug 02 2009

One day a monkey looked into…

One day a monkey looked into mirror & said,
“Oh my ugly face, fat nose” and killed himself.
Promise me u will not look into mirror,
coz I dont wanna loose you!

Submitted By :- Vivek

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Aug 02 2009

Promise me we r true friends…

Promise me
we r true friends
i m
the HEART
u r
the BEST
i m
the WATER
u r
the FISH
i m
the MOON
u r
the STAR
i m
the TREE
&
u r
MONKEY..

Submitted By :- Saurabh bhalla

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Aug 02 2009

”Every dog has it’s day”

U
R
happy
2day…

U
R
smart
2day

U
R
Glamourous
2day…

U
R
Lovely
2day…

Why ??
Why???

”Every dog has it’s day”

Submitted By :- Sobha

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Aug 02 2009

The mummy returns :-)…

Love+ship= Titanic

Dinosar+Forest= Jurasic park

Arnold+Gun= Terminator
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.
.
.
U+ur smile= The mummy returns :-)

Submitted By :- Vivek

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Aug 02 2009

touch ur heart, u will feel the…

touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin…tin.

Submitted By :- Deepika

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Aug 02 2009

Do u want to go to USA Here’s a…

Do u want to go to USA
Here’s a chance for u
Mr bama is waiting for u
To be in white house
Get ready
Because
.
.
.
.
He is in search of a dog
For his daughter!

Submitted By :- Deepika

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Aug 02 2009

Difference between ignorance n patience?

Difference between ignorance n patience?

when u see the mirror u dont laugh at urself that is IGNORANCE
when i look at u i also dont laugh that is called PATIENCE:-)

Submitted By :- Sobha

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