SMS 4 Smile :-)

Fathr: If U Fail In Exams Again, Don’T Cal Me ‘Dad’.
After Some Days…
Fathr: How Is Ur Result?
Son: Sorry Yaar Mahesh, I Failed Again In All Papers!:-)

Pappu Stands In Airplane & Shouts

“Hijack!”

Evry1 Starts Crying.

;-(

;-(

;-(

;-(

Then Jack Stands

& Rply

“Hi Pappu!”

A True Frnd Is Someone Who Believes,
U Are The Best Person In The World,
Even Though He Knows U R A Complete Crack!!
I’M Ur True Frnd.
Trust Me.;-)

All The Tiredness Of The Day Is Waiting On Ur Bed,
To Gift U Some Wonderful Relaxation..
Enjoy The Sleep With Coolest Dreams Of Ur Desire…
$Wt Drmz¤

Kuch Ta “Duniyadari” Rakho,
Kuch Ta “Dosti Yaari” Rakho,
Call Te Karni Nai,Sms He Jari Rakho,
Je Karna Nai Sms Ve Te “Mobile” Almari Ch Rakho…!!

Chaddar Se Kijiye Thodi Si Bewafai,
Apke Liye Humne Raat Se Ki Ladayi,
Aur Itni Hasin Subah Hai Bulwayi,
Uthiye Huzoor Dhoop Nikalne Ko Aayi…

Kaash Surat Aapki Itni Pyari Na Hoti,
Kash Aapse Mulakat Hamari Na Hoti,
Sapno Mein Hi Dekh Lete Aapko,
To Aaj Milne Ki Itni Bekarari Na Hoti…

Dil Apno Se Houseful Hai,
Poore Honge Wo Dotbtful Hai…
Is World Me Har Cheez Wonderful Hai,
Par Zindigi Aap Jaise Logo Se He Colourful Hai….

Taxi Driver :
” Santa ji ! petrol khatm ho gaya hai.
Gadi aage nahi jaa sakti”
Santa:” Koi baat nahi, Reverse lelo wapas ghar chalenge…..”

True Relation Is Something-
When Some 1 Hurts U,
U Dnt Hurt Back,
When Some 1 Shouts At U,
U Dont Shout Back
But
When Some 1 Needs U,
U Alwayz Cme Back…