SMS 4 Smile :-)

“As Per The Weather Report There Is A Chance 4 Heavy Rain 4The Next 2 Days…

Use This Rare Opportunity..!

Don’t Miss This Chance…!

Acche Se “NAHA-LENA”. ”

Submitted By :- Sunil

Teri surat mere dil main aise bas gai hai.. Ghor farmaiyega..
Teri surat mere dil me aise bas gai hai..
Jese chotay se darwazay main koi bhens phas gai hai.

Submitted By :- Sunil

Khalli hai bottle phir bhi piye ja raha hoon,
Zindagi se bore hoon phir bhi jiye ja raha hun,
Kisi bhi kamine ka sms nahi aa raha hai,
Phir bhi kamino ko sms kiye ja raha hoon.

Submitted By :- Sarita

Ap Roothtay Rahy
Hum Manatay Rahy
ApKi Rahon Me Palkain Bichatay Rahy
Ap Ne Kabi Murr K Na Dekha !
Hum Peechay Sy ApKo
Munh Chiratay Rahy

~(-_-)~

Submitted By :- Sarita

Hitler bhi chala gaya,
Veerappan mara gaya,
Saddam bhi pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata nahi,
Tum bhi dikhte nahin…
Lagta hai Dharti pe achhe din aa gaye…

Submitted By :- Soumyashri

E mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan,
Tum hamesha rahoge hattekatte nawjawan kyounki….
Khuda meherbaan to Gadha PAHELWAAN …

Submitted By :- Soumyashri

Vodafone walo ka kutta aaj subah hi chal basa.
Ab vo monkey se add karvana chahte hai.
Tumhe meri dosti ki kasam wada karo tum nahi
Jaoge.

Submitted By :- Deepika

Plz Fill in the blanks with “Haan” or”Nahi”
1: ____ me insan nahi hon.
2: ____ me he chor hon.
3: ____ mera koi elaaj nahi.
4:______me he pagal hu

Submitted By :- Deepika

Whenever I want ur presence,
I read ur sms.
Whenever I want to c u,
I close my eyes.
Whenever I want to hear ur voice,
I throw a stone on a DOG!

Submitted By :- Sobha

Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi

Submitted By :- Prateek Katyal