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Archive for June, 2009

Jun 29 2009

Zameen k har zarre ko aftab…

Zameen k har zarre ko aftab kar denge,
Gulsan k har phool ko gulab kar denge,
Ek pal bhi na reh sakoge hamare bina,
Aapki aadat hum itni kharab kar denge..

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Jun 29 2009

Santa is driving a jeep in jungle…

Santa is driving a jeep in jungle.
Tourist : If lion follows very close 2 us then how
V escape?
Santa: Give right indicator & take left turn

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Jun 29 2009

Pyari si sweet subah mein…

Pyari si sweet subah mein,
pyari si cool hawa mein,
pyare se ujale mein, or
halki halki dhund mein,
‘SWEET SE FRIEND’ ko,
Pyar bhara GOOOOOODDDDD MORNING

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Jun 29 2009

Time makes us 4 get sum friends…

Time makes us 4 get sum friends,
but there are sum friends who make us 4get the time,
This message is dedicated to friends
who are never FORGOTTEN.

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Jun 29 2009

Sir-bacho kasam khao pan…

Sir-bacho kasam khao pan,
bidi.cigrate,sharab,girl or jue,
ko hath nahi lagaoge & desh k liye apni jan doge.
Bache-de denge sir aisi life jekar karenge b kya.

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Jun 27 2009

Hum to pahle se hi dost hai…

Hum to pahle se hi dost hai,
kya jarurat hai aajmane ki,
yaad na karo to koi gum nahi,
per kosish mat karna bhul jane ki…

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Jun 27 2009

Sachi dosti ho to wakt…

Sachi dosti ho to wakt ruk jaata h,
Aasmaan lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jaata h,
Dosti me duniya banaye lakh rukaavat,
Dost agar sacha ho to khuda b jhuk jaata h.

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Jun 27 2009

Red Rose :pyar k liye Yellow Rose:

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

Red Rose :pyar k liye
Yellow Rose:Frndsp k liye
White Rose:Shanti k liye
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NIIRMA ROSE:

Tan k durgandh mitane k liye.

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Jun 27 2009

Good news 4 u. Thums up pio…

Published by Sunny Gulati under Insult SMS Edit This

Good news 4 u.
Thums up pio,
pepi pio,
juice pio,
dew pio,
shake pio,
beer pio.
kyunki

ab

HUGGYS pe Rs2/-off.

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Jun 27 2009

KisiKo Pass Aane Me Waqt…

KisiKo Pass Aane Me Waqt Lagta Hai
KisiKo Apna Banane Me Waqt Lagta Hai
Jab Manga Khuda Se Apko
Usne Kaha
ANMOL CHIZ PANE Me Waqt Lagta Hai.

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