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A Professor at one of the IIM’s ( INDIA ) was explaining marketing concepts to
the Students:-

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and
say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous
girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
“He’s very rich. Marry him.” - That’s Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get
her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m
very rich. Marry me.” -
That’s Telemarketing

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,
you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after
she drops it, offer her ride and then say:
By the way, I’m rich. Will you marry me?” - That’s Public Relations

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?” - That’s Brand
Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your
face. - That’s Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
“I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband.
- That’s demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich.
Will you marry me?” and she goes with him - That’s competition eating
into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - That’s
restriction for entering new markets

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