SMS 4 Smile :-)

Those who r special never go away..
They walk beside us everyday..
Unseen unheard..
Still near..
Still special..
Still missed n
Still very dear…

Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service,
v r d expert in disturbing & irritating people at busy hours.
Our goal has been achieved.
Thank u goodnight.

Dil K Har Daag Ko Tabassum Me Chupa Rakha Hai,
Hamne Har Gam Ko Game Yar Bana Rakha Hai.
Noke Har Khar Se Pucho To Wo Gawahi Denge,
Hamne Kanto Me Bhi Gulzaar Khila Rakha Hai.
Khud Apne Hato Se Tarashe Hai Gamo K Pakeer,
Mere Mola Ne Mujhe Har Gam Se Bacha Rakha Hai.

Alone I Can Say But 2Gthr V Can Shout,
Alone I Can Smile But 2Gthr V Can Laugh,
Alone I Can Enjoy But 2Gthr V Can Celebr8.
Dats D Beauty Of True Friendship..

Cat:How Old R U?
Elepht:5
Ct:Bt U Luk Big
Elepht:I M A Complan Boy
Cat:I M 30
Elephnt:Bt U Luk 2 Small
Cat:I Hv Jhandu Kesri Jivan,Badhti Umar Mano Tham Si Jaye.

An Interviewer To An Engg Student:”Wt Is Engg?”
Student:,#@!#@#E?*%?
Interviewer: Wat? I Didnt Understand Anything.
Student:Same Prblm I Faced 4Yrs Sir..

The Best Cosmetics In Life..
Truth For Lips,
Pity For Eyes,
Charity For Hands,
Smile For Face,And
Love For Heart.
Make Up Now And Face The World!

Yaro Ki Yari Pe Shak Nahi Karte,
Jab Hum Message Kare To Bak-Bak Nhi Karte,
Pareshan Karte Ho Jb Hum Busy Hote Hai,
Ab Jab Hum Free Hai,Tab Message Nahi Krte.

Fathr: If U Fail In Exams Again, Don’T Cal Me ‘Dad’.
After Some Days…
Fathr: How Is Ur Result?
Son: Sorry Yaar Mahesh, I Failed Again In All Papers!:-)

Pappu Stands In Airplane & Shouts

“Hijack!”

Evry1 Starts Crying.

;-(

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Then Jack Stands

& Rply

“Hi Pappu!”